Saturday, June 12, 2010

Grown-Up Cheater Pants


To the man in the white polo shirt on the Flying Horses Carousel:

Please understand that the carousel is a ride for children, and that grabbing the brass ring is no longer a challenge when you are 2 feet taller than all of your competitors. Please also realize that you embarrassed yourself greatly today when the ten-years-your-junior Manager had to call you out on the microphone- TWICE- and then climb onto the still-moving carousel to bless you out for reaching across to grab rings that were not allotted for your side of the ride.

Dude. It's a $2 ride, and you looked like a fool.

When you try to steal joy from deserving children, there will always be a passel of moms ready to take your cheating hiney down. We will be watching for you next time.

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